Baby's First Words
Aries: Now!
Taurus: More food!
Gemini: (whatever it is, it will be a lie)
Cancer: I love my Mummy
Leo: Me, me, me!
Virgo: Ughhh, dirty!
Libra: Pretty mirror
Scorpio: (not so much a word, more an evil laugh)
Sagittarius: (too busy learning to walk to have any patience for talking)
Capricorn: Daddy
Aquarius: (first word was unrecognisable, parents think it was in some kind of alien language)
Pisces: Bottle please
Life's a battleground. Here's how opposing signs go to war against each other:
Aries vs. Libra - a charm offensive
Taurus vs. Scorpio - loooong, slooooow, very strategic
Gemini vs. Sagittarius - a war of words
Cancer vs. Capricorn: fighting for control of the home land
Leo vs. Aquarius: the winner takes the crown, but only Leo will wear it. Aquarius will donate it to charity.
Virgo vs. Pisces: its all about martydom and sacrifice
What fun, Mandi! Thanks for taking part in National Humor Month. With all the challenging transits, we can all use a smile or a giggle. Donna Cunningham, Skywriter
ReplyDeleteThanks Donna :D
ReplyDeleteThanks also to the comment in Mandarin. I hope you enjoyed the post - a bit of a break from the usual serious/helpful astrology I post here.
Mandi