Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Chocolate for Astrology Lovers



Here's the perfect gift for all those astrology nuts out there - an astrological chocolate bar!

Available at Sainsbury's in the UK or Bloomsbury & Co online in the US

Aries: Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop

Taurus: Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging

Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece

Cancer: Makes even the smallest bar last for at least a month

Leo: Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate

Virgo: Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork

Libra: Chooses two bars; one for themselves and one for you both to share

Scorpio: Hides their chocolate and then becomes obsessed that someone will find it

Sagittarius: Will only eat imported chocolate

Capricorn: Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolate


Aquarius: Loves chocolate-but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars

Pisces: Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves

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